The Greatest Puzzle

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

metal-bending:

Korra is doing Katara’s and Sokka’s hand motions all in one askdjhfhg

mlchaeijones:

rp-michael-j-caboose:

kawaii—khaleesi:

Guys it’s the original filming for Red vs Blue back in 2003 this is so important

"Why are we fighting the blue army anyways?"

"No shit."

ladygagarbage:

I’LL NEVER GO THROUGH THE FRAN DESCHER TAG AGAIN 

(Source: the666club)

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(Source: blacksupervillain)

okthorpe:

baby: f… f… f…

dad: father? are you trying to say father?

baby: 4 2 0 S K E L E T O N C O L L E C T I V E

dad: shit yeah

*the baby hits the blunt and its flesh begins to melt away revealing its transcended skeletal form as an awesome guitar riff plays from nowhere*

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

blasianxbri:

niggawillyoushutthefuckup:

theculturedactivist:

Open your eyes.

New age Genocide 

reblogging again

amipunkyet:

WE TRIED TO TAKE SOME PICS OF GEORGE WITH CHERRY BLOSSOMS FALLING IN THE AIR BUT WHEN THEY FELL HE MADE THIS FACE

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

(Source: e-n-o-n)

beesmygod:

what a weird piano

(Source: cute-overload)